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Now then... Let me tell you a story...


Once there was a young patriotic man, who was young and brave, and always stood for the fag
After months of hard training trying to get over a pole, he was ready to become a soldier...
and then uhhh... er...
He went to kill things with his dad's trusty shotgun... and, you know...
wait a minute, this is DooM


GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKER

AWW YEAHH NOW WE'RE TALKING

AND HE WENT TO KILL NAZIS JUST LIKE OL GRANPA HAD DONE

and that is what happens to people who pollute! ò-ó

Later the brave young man grew old, but he never forgot his humble roots...

OH THE HUMANITY! WONT YOU DONATE FOR THE CAUSE?

THE END... ?
But now I'm afraid it's time to go to sleep, it's a long day tomorrow



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